Monday, May 19, 2014

Blog Tour Stop and Review - TAINT by S.L Jennings

Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here? 

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.

Ok, good. Now where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.

For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.

Now…who’s first?

v. taint-ed, taint-ing, taints
1. To corrupt morally
2. To sully or tarnish
1. a defect or flaw
2. an infecting touch,influence, or tinge
Don't try to define the english language. I can think of a few other things I's like to dirty up

What can I say? SL Jennings has done it again, she has jumped outside the box and outside the 'norm' to create a story that is so unique and unlike anything else I have ever read. This story is told from the male POV, which I loved and very very well written might I add. She not only (very accurately) got into a man's head, she got into a male sex instructors head and she OWNED it. 

This book takes you to the world of Justice Drake, sexy, smart, sophisticated, sex teacher. He turns housewives into whores. He teaches them everything they need to know to make their men happy. These women are all rich, prudish women and he is blunt and crude and he loves every bit of making these women uncomfortable....

"You love the lifestyle you live, and instead of licking your wounds and moving on, you'd rather fix your broken marriage. And I'm here to help you"
"but how?"
A slow sardonic smile unfurls across my face. "I'm going to teach you how to fuck your husband"

As the story line played out, somewhere lines get crossed and Drake ends up falling for an unsuspecting person who is completely off limits. I was curious to see how things were going to play out and how she was going to give this book the ending that I craved and honestly for a long time I was scared but the fear I had was in vein because she gave me all I wanted and more. This story takes some twists and turns that you don't see coming. I was floored literally I couldn't pick my jaw up. This story is hands down one of my favorite for this year. Its different, it's funny, it's hot, and I will admit it had several parts that made me melt because it warmed my heart so much. Oh and that shock factor you get as well. It was beautifully delivered and I loved every moment with JUSTICE DRAKE!

"Feed the beast ladies and it will come to you every time it's hungry."

"I don't want to be in the dark anymore."

This book was great on so many levels but alas I can only give it 5 stars so I say read it, love it, and tell your friends that Justice Drake is coming.....

About The Author
Most known for her starring role in a popular sitcom as a child, S.L. Jennings went on to earn her law degree from Harvard at the young age of 16. While studying for the bar exam and recording her debut hit album, she also won the Nobel Prize for her groundbreaking invention of calorie-free wine. When she isn’t conquering the seas in her yacht or flying her Gulfstream, she likes to spin elaborate webs of lies and has even documented a few of these said falsehoods.
Some of S.L.’s devious lies:
v  Dark Light
v  The Dark Prince
v  Nikolai (a Dark Light novella)
v  Light Shadows- coming in 2014
TAINT- releasing in May 20, 2014
Meet the Liar:
Twitter: @MrsSLJ

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